Lil' Momma Voicemails & The Greatest Dookie Story Ever Told (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

My Momma Told Me

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Langston and David sit down in studio to listen to voicemails from the Lil' Mommas. Messages range from speculations of parasocial relationships with the hosts leading to a bigger discussion of male loneliness to having a glow up of the century. Also, Langston and David have the greatest story to tell the listeners, of course it involves dookie.

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SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected]

LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

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0:00.0	The championship is back in the bay for the first time in 40 years.
0:06.3	On the new limited podcast series, Dub Dynasty, we hear from head coach Steve Kerr on how
0:11.4	Steph Curry almost never even joined the Warriors.
0:15.1	In fact, I thought we had a draft day deal to end up getting him to Phoenix.
0:19.5	For the entire behind-the-scenes story of Golden State's incredible 10-year run,
0:24.2	listen to Dub Dynasty on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
0:32.8	Hey, kids, it's me Kevin Smith.
0:34.7	And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith.
0:36.2	That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless, dickless version of Harley Quinn Smith that's my daughter man who my wife has
0:38.3	always said is just a beardless dickless version of me and that's the name of our podcast beardless
0:42.6	d-deadless me I'm the old one I'm the young one and every week we try to make each other laugh really
0:47.7	hard sounds innocent doesn't it a lot of cussing a lot of bad language it's's for adults only. Or listen to it with your kid. It could be a family show.
0:54.8	We're not quite sure.
0:55.4	We're still figuring it out.
0:56.4	It's a work in progress.
0:57.4	Listen to Beardless Me on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever.
1:01.5	You get your podcast.
1:03.4	You Feelin This, too, is a horror anthology podcast.
1:08.5	It brings different creators to tell 10 vile.
1:11.6	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1:13.6	Oh my God.
1:14.6	Oh my God.
	...

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