This is Frank Skinner. This is Absolute Radio.

Hello, this is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran. Listen,

we're not live, so do not text the show. Put it back in your pocket, that 50 pounds.

But you can follow us at Frank on the radio on Twitter and Instagram or read my hair

on the Absolute Radio website. So we are working from home, which is of course, has already

become something of a tradition. So I don't know about you guys. I am honched over my

linen basket. And that's literal, it's not any kind of euphemism. I have a desk, but there's

so much stuff on it. I don't think I could place a flower in on it. I don't think I have

an off-roam for a flowering. Is it Italian coin? Now it's a two-shilling piece from the

year. We've started, we've started a bit retrospective already, but that's fine. Hello boys.

I'm at my linen basket. Where are you guys? Can I just say I'm worried that the Hello

boys sounded a bit late night adult channel. I do apologise. It always makes me think of,

I think it was Ava Sigolva who in a brazier, the Car Crash Poster campaign. Yeah, exactly.

Hello boys. Yes. Oh, I mean, how many other radio stations do you get flora and braziers

in the first minute? Well, you know, I was at the, the bridge. My first ever visit to the

Brits, the smashing pumpkin or smashing pumpkins worked something like band of the year. And

Ava had to go over a presently and she just opened the envelope and shouted, smash

in pumpkins. And I shouted here, here, and didn't get a single laugh. Of course, of course.

Now it wouldn't be acceptable. Then you'd have thought I was in with a shout. Yeah. So,

what, where are you guys? Are you at your, in your offices, your respective offices?

You've got a lot of work. I'm, I'm actually in my cellar, which has a sort of an, an area

that we call the den. It's like a little living room. We've had a cellar conversion. I used

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