meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
The Bugle

Literally Anybody Else

The Bugle

The Bugle

Andy Zaltzman, Satire, Tiff Stevenson, Test Match Special, The Gargle, John Oliver, Hari Kondabolu, Nish Kumar, Chris Addison, Politics, Top Stories, The Last Post, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Alice Fraser, Urncast

4.86.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Who do the American public want at the forefront of their democracy? Maybe it's Literally Anybody Else? But beware what you wish for. Also, Scotland embraces hate and New Zealand fights dolphins. Andy Zaltzman is with James Nokise and Josh Gondelman, in Edinburgh.


A new Ask Andy is hitting your feed this week. Send thoughts and questions for Andy at [email protected]. Click follow to make sure you get every episode and please drop us a nice review or rating wherever you choose.


A favour: Please rate and review this show. Share it around. We always forget to ask people to do this.


This episode was presented and written by:


  • Andy Zaltzman
  • James Nokise
  • Josh Gondelman
  • Chris Skinner


And producer by Chris Skinner and Laura Turner



Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

0:13.6

Hello Buglers, I am Andy Zolzman and I do not feel I need to share any proof of that with you.

0:19.2

You are simply going to have to take my word for it.

0:21.4

Welcome to issue 4,297 of the Bugle,

0:24.9

audio newspaper for a visual world.

0:26.9

This show comes from our Bugle live show in Edinburgh

0:30.5

last Thursday, for which I was joined by James Nakee at the Queens Hall, a former church-turned-performance venue

0:36.7

that I am delighted to say turned out to have been 100% decommissioned properly, as proven by the fact that I was not struck down by a

0:44.1

vengeful god even once during the entire show we were also joined by the

0:48.8

wondrous worldwide witchcraft that is the internet by Josh Gondelman from New York.

0:54.0

And these are some of the words that the three of us said at the time,

0:57.0

in the order that we said them,

0:59.0

unless producer Chris has really dicked around in the edit.

1:02.0

On this day... has really dicked around in the edit.

1:03.0

On this day in 1854, Britain and France declared war on Russia

1:09.0

to join the smash-hit platinum selling mid-19th century conflict the Crimean War which of course

1:15.0

raised until 1856 and was well known for classic f-ups like the charge of the light brigade

1:19.3

when it turned out that heavy artillery on three sides of a valley could on occasion prove more than a

1:24.3

match for wearing smart British uniforms playing fair having nati moustaches and a general sense

1:30.5

of British superiority so um but live in learn or not live in

1:34.0

in October 1854 celebrities Florence Nightingale went out to the war zone

1:40.8

keep yourself car Only at this gig could get that reaction.

...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -364 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Bugle, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Bugle and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.