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Good evening, children.

It's Granny Maduff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin. Once upon a hallows Eve.

Well, a fortnight before at least.

There lived a little boy named Ezekiel,

but he was called Eek for short.

This was because when he was a baby, instead of screaming or wailing, he just cried,

Eek!

His parents thought it a fitting nickname.

Eek was a brave child.

He was afraid of almost nothing, besides the odd carrot or cauliflower on his plate.

He did not have many friends, but a handful of very good ones.

There was Albi who loved mathematics,

Bunny, who knew everything about history, and Mary, who knew everything about everything.

Also, she thought.

Eek was most invested in learning about All Hallows Eve.

He thought it the loveliest night of the year.

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