I want to tell you my secret now.

Okay.

I see not funny people.

Like on your Facebook timeline, on your Instagram, Snapchat?

You see him in real life?

Like on TV? Not funny people, like Jimmy Kimmel,

Samantha B. On cable television, like the real funny people.

They don't make me laugh.

They only see their point of view.

They don't know they're not funny.

How often do you see them?

Every night, They're everywhere.

You won't tell anyone my secret, right?

No.

Will you stay? And tell me some jokes? I can't. We're about the tape.

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