Welcome to the Conspire Away Bitches podcast with Kat Dunn, where everyone is a celebrity in their own head.

From reality TV to social media and pop culture updates, let's conspire about what's going on in and out of this world.

And now here's your host, Kat Dunn.

Hello and welcome to the Conspireway Bitches podcast.

I'm your host and I'm joined today by actually my first guest on the podcast this season

because I usually get nervous.

So I was like, okay, who can I have on?

It's going to break the eye.

It's going to be great, like the best podcast guest I could ask for.

So I asked Brittany to come on. Okay, you're

neglecting to tell the full story. I invited myself on the podcast. This was like a month ago.

I said, do you want text? Like, you've never invited me on your podcast. Are you going to?

Brittany, I get nervous. Like, I get, I get legit, like, nervous having guests on.

So that's why I hadn't invited you.

I invited myself.

And that is the truth of the matter.

That is how this actually came to be.

So you can tell, like, a nice story.

That's fine.

But that's not the truth.

And it kind of is, okay, it is a truth because that also did kind of inspire me to have

guests on the podcast because I was like, oh, I was like, people actually want to come on

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