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🗓️ 31 March 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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PREMIER LEAGUE: rapid rundown of FA Cup quarterfinals and thots on semifinals draw; double dose of previews f/t London, Manchester AND Merseyside daerbies plus especially critical weeks for Aston Villa and Nottingham Forest
HALFTIME: What If Neal Maupay (wanting out of Marseille and unwelcome back at Everton) rings you asking your recommendation for world's best shithouse league... where you sending him?
ROUND THE WORLD: MLS Hit-It-N-Quit-It Minute and ode to Peter Vermes
STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs
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0:00.0 | All right, everybody, welcome back, Sam's Army Match Week 30 slash 31. |
0:23.2 | We got a lot to talk about. |
0:24.4 | We're going to start with the Premier League, where we'll give a quick rundown of what happened in the F.A. |
0:30.0 | Cup quarterfinals this past weekend, plus a double match week preview coming up. |
0:34.9 | We've got midweek and weekend action. |
0:37.1 | To look forward to, |
0:38.2 | halftime will be a shith-housery-related weekly what-if. Around the world, the MLS Minute with |
0:44.8 | the Minuteman himself and some talking points there. Peter Vermease might come up at some point. |
0:50.3 | And, of course, stoppage time with Ivan Tote's best bets and everyone's favorite segment, Gois. |
0:56.5 | Now, time to welcome in this week's panel of beauties. |
0:59.3 | We will start with the big news. |
1:02.6 | Somebody had some sex. |
1:03.6 | It was not actually Mikey. |
1:05.3 | Oh, man. |
1:05.9 | Congratulations. |
1:07.0 | You're close. |
1:07.8 | You're adjacent to the sex. |
1:09.3 | You are a newly minted uncle. Congratulations. How'd you celebrate? |
1:14.1 | That is the worst framing of that I've ever heard in my entire life. No, my sister had my sister, |
1:22.0 | my lovely sister had a child. Yeah, it was great. I celebrated by blacking out on Friday and going to see her on Saturday. |
1:30.6 | Now, are you going to make any lifestyle changes to sort of be, no, not at all, never. |
1:35.5 | Well, I'll drive more to Boston. |
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