You hear the horn? Do you hear the call of battle? I've longed to hear the call of battle once again!

To arms, foot soldiers!

Today, I summoned thee to the great battle of man-verse douche.

Today, I shall take out not just one douche, but two douches, an army of doucheers,

and unforgivable crime has been committed on us today, yesterday, actually, said by Logan Paul, he had all led the clip speak for itself.

But to have somebody turn off your power, while you're trying to microwave a tostino's, the little pizza rolls,

the access to his power grid, that terrifies me because he has children.

Children, where are the cameras facing? Do you get what I'm saying? I hear creepy stories about that stuff all the time.

Why couldn't they get a scum of the internet?

Like, a keen star of age groups.

Well, honestly, Daniel Keen is one of the biggest...

What you just witnessed is a crime of the most epic proportion. Now, let me explain to you the situation.

Roman Ant-Wood, because he's an ant compared to me in Stature and Cloud.

Oh, it's part... oh yeah, speaking of which, this war is brought to you by Honey.

No!

You know, they're here for the whole ride. He's gone, you ride. Honey rides with those today.

I mean, they probably sponsor his podcast, too, but hey, they're playing both sides.

You know what I mean? You've got to play both sides and see who they're. They're the arms, do you like that? Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

Exactly.

Roman Ant-Wood was being harassed by this hacker doxer who was like screwing with his life for a whole year.

And Logan says, why couldn't he just mess with scum of the internet? Like, Keen's star,

NH3. Now, let me stop you there. Break that down a little bit.

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