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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Look At Us, High Functioning (with Kelsey McKinney)

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Defector's Kelsey McKinney joins Drew and Roth to discuss the best and worst moments of 2022, their favorite sports person of 2022 and the guys say goodbye to Stitcher. Plus, Guy of the Week and the Funbag! Visit Defector.com.

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0:00.0

We're back! We're back! Great bouncing iceberg! Since the distraction I drew, that's raw!

0:08.1

They don't draw? Pretty good. That's the quality you got of Burl Eye's voice into this.

0:12.8

Alright, that's great. Every year I shine up my jingles for eight lucky rings!

0:19.4

That's Kelsey McKinney, she's our guest. Kelsey is the host of normal gossip only the biggest and

0:27.0

hottest podcast on the planet. But now she's slumming it by joining us for our final podcast of the year.

0:34.3

How you doing, Kelsey? I'm doing good. I'm thrilled to be here for your final podcast of the year.

0:39.4

I was doing my best to stay quiet for the whole intro, but you got me. It's hard.

0:44.0

We have three different Christmas voices over the course of one minute. You're supposed to respond.

0:49.6

I love art.

0:50.8

I haven't watched Rudolph yet. I have it memorized because I've seen it 500 times.

0:59.0

I thought we'd saved it on the DVR. You have to pay like 10 bucks on Amazon to get it now.

1:04.6

I will almost certainly pay that and say to my family, hey, let's watch it.

1:11.0

Let's watch Santa be a racist and they'll be like, no, we don't give a fuck.

1:17.0

I'll watch it myself and I'll watch it for 10 minutes.

1:21.0

We'll stone off my ass and then I'll turn it off. It'll have been worth it.

1:24.3

What I'm hearing is that you're going to take a $10 bill and light it on fire. That's what I heard.

1:30.0

It's really it's the thought that counts. Kelsey, it's very mature that you're not going to be like,

1:33.8

I paid $10 for this claymation feature that was made when like Harry Truman was president.

1:40.1

And you're going to watch it with me. I quote it all December long.

1:45.2

Like I just go into the kitchen. I'm like, I'm busy mama. It's almost Christmas.

1:52.9

I don't know. This may be like something that the two of you don't know about, but there is a famous,

1:57.3

um, do you know who Camilla Cabello is? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She that was part of, uh,

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