My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a little market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

Mad Money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money.

Welcome to Kramer. I'd be my friends, just trying to me have money. Welcome to Kramerica.

I'd be my friends, just trying to make little money. My job, not to entertain, but to educate, teach context.

Call me, 1-800, 743, CBC, tweet me, Jim Kramer. Rumor, innuendo, intrigue.

These are the stuff of great novels, a fabulous miniseries, riveting plays.

And now they're the stuff of the stock market. Yes, this tape has it all, doesn't?

As the White House throws so much as you at all hours of the day, we have press conferences,

true social posts, offhanded statements that move trillions of dollars in and out of bonds,

of currencies of both of crypto.

We've got contradictions galore.

Danu malls all over the place.

Except this isn't an in eight-part blockbuster.

It's our money.

You know, it's gotten to the point where any time you see the market go down or up big,

a tweet's behind it.

It's a tweet that can unleash trillions or shed the same amount.

As it did all day to day, with the drama, ultimately sending the Dow up 619 points.

...