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Hey, I'm Kramer. Welcome to Mad Money. Welcome to Kramer. I'm going to my friends. I'm just trying to make you a little less of money here. My job, not just entertained, but to educate, teach. Call me, 1-800-7.44 3, CBC, tweet me, and Schramer. When people think about an exciting time for stocks, they think of the next two weeks. That's when some of the most important consequential companies on earth report

practically at the same time. Throw in the actions of the new president, and all I can say is,

we're not going to have any idea what the heck we're doing until we have time, probably at night

to sift through all the data points and study all the conflicts. Yes, eight times a year, two weeks a quarter.

You have so much information to deal with that it's impossible to not make mistakes.

Unless you take my advice and do nothing.

But listen, it's the only way you won't hurt yourself.

Compared to the next two weeks, today was easy.

Dowd dipping 141 points.

This would be declined.

0.29%.

NASDAQ losing 0.5%. And NASDAQ. Did I mention them in videos down? Okay, there. I said it. All right. Now, what is exactly the game plan. Well, what I've done is truncated and just focused on some of the bigger ones. But there's so many others that I could have focused on. We don't have all day here.

Next week starts out calm enough when we hear from fan favorite SOFA on Monday morning.

Now, I've been championing this fintech company and CEO Anthony Yodo for ages,

but it was one of the most heavily shorted stocks out there, and they've been keeping it down for no reason.

I expect good numbers, and the shorts are going to be routed AT&T reports too and given that a rise Verizon it didn't stink up the joint I

have to think ATT will be fine Tuesday morning we are from General Morris which

delivers usual great numbers and after a nice opening it will drift down and

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