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Every now and then, we want to make money in the worst way.

And when I say the worst way, I mean the dumbest way. We wind up talking endlessly

about the Fed and interest rates or the President's trade policy, whether it's punitive tariffs,

reciprocal tariffs. Oh, man, come on. Today we heard the results of the Fed's latest

open market committee meeting. And we did the same darn thing. In a non-surprise announcement,

Fed kept rates unchanged. They did nothing.

And the stock market loved the Dalgating 383 points,

SSB jumping 1.08% and NASDAQ polling 1.4%.

How many spent a sizable chuck of time trying to parse the words of Fed Chief Jay Powell

in his post-decision press conference.

Powell sounded fairly sanguine, talking about a robust economy with some inflation, still

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