My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a little market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

Mad Money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer. Welcome to Mab Money. Welcome to Kramerica.

Other people with my friends, I'm just trying to make you a little money. My job is not just entertained, but to educate the teaching.

So call me at 1-800-7-3 CBC. Tweet me at Jim Kramer. I want you to listen to me.

Breathe in. Breathe out.

Slowly, like a minute. And don't take any action until you're certain that you can handle any amount of pain if it goes against you.

The House of Pain.

If you think you can cope, then use the craziness that is happening in this stock market to start a position

or to put money in an index fund that mirrors the SB 500.

Because I think you'll do fine.

But if you can't take the pain, don't even think about it.

This market's way too volatile, way too fragile.

You're almost guaranteed to get hurt here, at least short term.

So if you lack the mental fortitude, you'll end up buying high and selling low before you watch the market

bounce right back as it did

today with the average opening decently then just getting hammered and then coming right back

up the Dow finishing up 223 points has to be advancing 0.5% and then ASAC after being so

it is i can barely look at it gaining 0.7%. How can markets be so out of control? And they are.

Well, because, frankly, we are in a very emotional market. It's a market that's torn between buyers

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