MADHOUSE IN THE WOLF'S DEN

The Wolf's Den

Jordan Belfort

Society & Culture, Business

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

In this week's outrageous installment, JB hosts Impresario, Jeff Beacher, founder and ringleader of Beacher's Madhouse. Known as a modern-day P.T. Barnum, Jeff made a name for himself hosting parties and putting on wildly popular live shows in the Vaudevillian tradition – harkening back to the pre-motion picture days of traveling side-show circuses. These two old friends are no strangers to madness and mayhem, and they waste no time launching into a decidedly candid, sordid, and un-PC conversation that touches on such salacious topics as midgets seducing models with hypnotism, the challenges of engaging in obesely overweight sex, Miley Cyrus riding a dildo, Paris Hilton riding an Oompa-Loompa, pornography, the best ways to pick up chicks, Kim Kardashian's ass, Amazon Ashley, Kelly Osbourne, antics in the Stratton Oakmont boardroom, drugs, religion, how JB invented the internet, how Jeff invented fake news, more drugs, strippers, hookers, health, and hoverboards. In the short history of the podcast form, I'm not sure there has ever been one quite like this. Not for the faint of heart or easily offended, you will learn more than you ever wanted to learn and laugh more than you'll want to admit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm not the same guy as I was running the madhouse and I'm about like healthy happy and like a little bit of fun and duchy. I call it like 80% holistic 20% doosh bag. Hey JB is in the house at the Wolf's Den another great
0:27.5	podcast episode on the way you're gonna love this one so it's interesting I have in
0:31.4	front of me here a very old friend of mine from like
0:33.8	forever my good man Jeff Beecher by that I have to say Jeff what's up
0:37.5	brother but modern day PT barnum all right and let me just start by saying
0:41.3	that I don't want to insult you, but you're not even half the man you used to be.
0:46.8	And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
0:48.8	And I, maybe a third.
0:50.6	So let's just show the man that Jeff used to be.
0:53.0	Can we put this up here about this is like the real beacher?
0:56.0	What was you know, there's the real beacher.
0:58.0	Look at this.
0:59.0	2004, look at the fat bastards over there, my buddy, Jeff.
1:02.0	Look at that spelled handsome guy. wow, that's fucking morbidly obese, I like to be called
1:06.0	morbidly obese. Formally morbidly obese, yeah.
1:09.0	On some 40 pounds.
1:11.0	I don't think it was ever a better looking fat guy than you or one that got laid as much.
1:14.6	True or false. True. Very true.
1:16.6	Right. You're this mystical. I think every guy that watches this, probably a big girl too, this
1:21.6	watch, you would want to know how the hell were you able
1:24.2	to pull off what you pulled off just from there.
1:26.2	You always had hot chicks around you.
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