Let's jump into this recap. I'm so stupid. And for to get this we do all right. So the back

at Chris and Paige's wedding, Paige is waiting for Paige to come down the aisle. Again, his

biggest fear is that she's going to be ugly. His words, not mine. So Paige comes around the corner.

She is her dad and her stepdad. You know, she's so beautiful. A wedding dress. Chris whispers fuck to himself.

But he's smiling. That was the first sign that we knew. Yeah, there's some wrong. Not into it.

Yeah, almost wrong. And so Chris is trifling as pastor is the official. I don't want this guy to

anywhere near my wedding. Nowhere, nowhere, even near the church. I don't even marry me. So Paige's

family and friends want him to know that she is Christ's conscious. She's passionate. She's

very intentional, you know, all the good stuff. Paige is a great woman. She's a very, you know,

successful, great, grown mature woman. Yep. Chris's family and friends. He's a hard worker.

He's building an empire. He likes nice things. Brand shoes, luxury cars. You should want for nothing.

This is the, this is the paragraph. It's a little que that y'all are putting at his wedding to

describe his wife. This is a materialistic asshole. Yeah, Farragom obelts and the little guineas. Yeah.

Oh my god. Yeah, that's what you should expect. Want for nothing, Paige? You accountant that's

renting out the house you own. Yes. What for nothing? Yes. His priorities are allegedly God and

family. It's the idea of a honey moon baby. So gross. They say at the altar, the family put that

in his fucking summary. Mag casual. I don't know why I don't know and I kept saying this. I don't

know why he just doesn't get some random person pregnant. I don't understand why he's here.

Even for himself, like, outside, like, what, what do you feel like you're missing out of

the dating scene that you can't? He's here to be on TV. I think he really did want to make a

church with that pastor and like maybe a church car dealership hybrid. I don't know.

I can't. So yeah, he gives some nice sounding vowels and you know they change rings and

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