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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Magnet Fishing for Gold Toilets with Avital Ash

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right

Comedy

4.87.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Avital Ash is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a NYC couple finding a safe with $100k inside while magnet fishing, remote Amazon tribe hooked on porn thanks to Starlink, cockroach causes woman to crash car and four charged after solid gold toilet is stolen from Winston Churchill’s birthplace! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is exactly right.

0:06.0

Hey, Banan animals. This is Banana Boy Number Two.

0:08.0

We have a great episode coming your way, but we did want to give you a little heads up that we do talk a

0:15.1

couple times in this episode about suicide it has to do with our guests or one

0:19.8

person show and something that they've been performing around the world but we didn't want to

0:25.2

catch anybody too off guard with it so if that's an area that is very sensitive to you this

0:30.8

might not be the bananas for you and we apologize, but just didn't want to bombard you with anything you weren't expecting because the banana boys we just love you

0:41.1

Scotty. Oh, yeah, I am so friggin ready to laugh and laugh and laugh and

0:47.4

laugh. Couple finds safe containing $100,000 while magnet fishing in Queens.

0:57.0

Yes, yes, yes, I love magnet fishing.

1:01.2

I recently put it in a movie, then I just saw it in another movie.

1:04.8

A shark movie in Paris. It's called Under Paris. It's very funny for anybody

1:10.5

likes not good movies. But that is the dream every time you find a

1:15.2

safe or a lockbox or something you just hope there's cashola inside

1:20.4

man I'm excited to hear more about this chiching it's bananas

1:27.6

If I said something that your world on its head would you believe me?

1:52.5

Guys! Drive me bananas! Banana! Guys,

1:52.9

guys guys non-binary pals, welcome to Bananas. I am Kurt Brown-Oler. I am Banana Boy,

1:58.8

Number Two, Scotty Landis. Thank you for tuning in once again to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

2:06.2

And unlike normal podcasts, at least for bananas, we actually have a call to arms to start this episode. We have a call to

2:15.1

arm so I don't know if anyone's aware you wouldn't be aware unless you have a

2:18.8

podcast but there was really a recent uh Apple iOS update that now has fully taken hold and it has unsubscribed

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