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I feel like whenever it's the holidays, while we're in it, like I'm in the best mood, you know, like Thanksgiving's over and I'm just like, oh my god, it's Christmas, this is the best. I wish this could be this way all this year. Wow, that's not a sense. I wish this could be this way all year. I mean, it just feels so great. And then there's that like kind of damp slow down time between Christmas and New Year's. And toward the end, like,

up to New Year, I'm like, you know what? I guess I'm done with Christmas. Like, it runs its course. I'm not like, no, Christmas, don't go! Hello? I'm just thinking of the fact that I think I just heard thunder. Well, you don't have any seasons where you are. That's not true. It is very right. Whatever. You know what I'm so over? Is the like weather wars? Like, it does not matter where you're from. Your skin is still chilly at 50 degrees. It just is.

It is. I don't think it's not. I just think it's weird. Like the way that we perceive the holidays are so different. Yes, you have like a real. I mean, oh yeah, and it is chilly here, but I don't know. It's like a cozy time. However, I'm like, you know what? I'm ready to clean out these lights and get back to wearing bikini tops and looking fierce. Right, mama? I'm done with it. I just like, you can only be cozy and each sugar for so long before you're like, this is not, this is not great. This is not great.

It sounds like fun. Whatever. I cannot wait to talk about the weirdness that was my Christmas, and it will be filed under the bottom of the cob. I don't even want to hint at it because if anybody follows me, you'll notice like, oh wow, why is it really didn't post anything for Christmas or really a ton for the whole holiday? What happened? I like how you say it. Like, you're a go to Christmas influencer. People were waiting. They're like, we hope our favorite Jewish comedian posts about Christmas

too. I mean, look, I really love Christmas. That being said, I think we have such a problem with excess in this country. I follow a lot of like sustainability accounts, and they're like, don't buy something, make something. And I'm like, yeah, but if you have some money, people will think you're cheap. If you're like, I made you a collage, like they will hate you. And so it's like that fine line of like, what's cheap?

Versus sentimental, but like, I spent a lot of my time on Instagram reels, not making them as much as looking at them because it's a safe place for millennials versus the cannibalistic landscape that is TikTok.

People love like, hey guys, my top three finds at Costco. Hey, you guys, look, there's these new coolers back at target. Make sure you load up on stainless steel Stanley coolers because you need to hydrate yourself while you're going to Starbucks. Like, look at these mini breeze six decorating ideas that are all made of plastic. Like millennials just want cheap decorations from calls low lift rides to get coffee. Like, I think we might be the lamest generation.

The softest, like cheap, like as much as we're like, save the planet. Like I look at and I don't clap as an elder. I'm looking at the younger millennials. Everything's just like here are five quick and easy things I can do with cheese this holiday season.

And I spray my whole house with non reusable plastic bits and then they go right in the garbage. You can take a whole dolphin. And you can just cut off its legs. And you can eat those legs with trader Joe salsa.

If a dolphin had legs, I don't think I'd eat them. So things are wrong. Someone would. Anyways, I just, um, everything's just like eight cozy ideas for your Christmas lights with your husband and you both have a pit mix and you live in a gargantuan apartment in Atlanta. And you have hair extensions and he does personal training. Like that is what Instagram is.

Like, hi, we're the hatlies and we live in Bacon'sville, Georgia. We have three kids and eight thousand acres. And I love refurbishing my barn.

I'll and I have cowboy boots and a flannel shirt. Christ first. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Well, you guys got questions and we got your answers. You know, I listen back to this podcast and I always try to give sound advice, but you know, we got to keep it funny, especially going to this new year. Look at it. Have a podcast. Look at have fans. We got a lot of listeners from all over the world. So I'm very cozy here on this rainy day in Los Angeles.

It's this weird between time between Christmas and New Year's. Well, I guess this will come out. This is 2023. Yo.

Welcome to the future. Hey, you guys here's six quick and easy fix tips for 2023. How to get the most out of your gel art on your manicure.

Hey, come watch me fill these orders where I put edible plastic into more plastic and you can patronize my small business. Little do I know I'm hemorrhaging money because I put a handwritten note and a sticker in every order.

People are so dumb. All right. Hi, Eliza. I'm okay. But I cannot wait to get to my bottom of the cob, which we should a lot more time so I can give you the full story. So let's make it like a full 10 minutes. Oh, I was going to say 15. I'll I'll start trying to wind us down about 15.

Oh, that's right. Because you have to go also. All right. 15.

Why did you want to wind it down? Hi, Eliza Emily, baby pink tree frog and Tino Tino. Now that this year's holiday season is over. I have a question for you about setting boundaries for next year's holidays.

Oh, you got to get started. You got to start drawing them. I don't expect that. My boyfriend and I have been together for three years and I have attended his family's Christmas for all three years. My family's further away. They care less about Christmas than his family does and they get a summer visit or Thanksgiving for me slash us.

Historically, something goes wrong every Christmas 2020. We all got COVID 2021 food poisoning 2022 and disgusting stomach bug. Would it be dramatic or would it be setting appropriate boundaries to strongly advocate for having a Christmas just to do with us.

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