Man Caught Making Love to MetroLink Train, Twice | 3.5.25

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:31.2	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:33.5	And this is hard factor.
0:35.3	And there is no one that does it better.
0:38.6	Right now, yeah, nobody does it better.
0:41.1	I ain't repeating myself.
0:42.6	Go ahead.
0:43.1	Tell me something right now.
0:44.7	Yeah, and I'm living around nightmare.
0:47.2	And I'm not a racist.
0:48.6	And I'm always jimmy.
0:50.2	Oh, yeah.
0:51.2	Yeah.
1:06.9	Yeah. Oh, yeah. Good morning and welcome to episode 1661 of Hard Factor.
1:17.2	It is Wednesday, March 5th, 2025, Ash Wednesday, to those who celebrate giving up things for Lent.
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