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Welcome back to another edition of Zero Blog 30. Today we have one round, nope, three, four,

we've got some stuff to talk about. Round number one, what is it, Kate? You've got Fire Watch, A? Remember those

crazy wildfires in Canada last year? It turns out that 14 of them were set by a conspiracy

theorist who was

drum rule please telling people the Canadian government was setting those

fires. This is very unfair because Kate wrote the sheet today and she said that I had to read everything in a Canadian accent and then when I put it over to her

She only did it the first words very very uncouth Kate

Very upsetting.

True Canadian, let me say, I'm sorry.

There you go.

Round number two, tactical turds.

Apparently civilians and long lines at Disney World are making ride lines. They're magical little toilets.

It's a small world folks. I've been to Disney multiple times and the stuff that you see there.

Whoa, I don't know what's more crazy. and the stuff that you see there. Who?

I don't know what's more crazy,

Disney or Rock or Afghanistan.

Or seeing somebody get finger blasted in a line

for a roller coaster at like six flags.

True.

They're always on a Tweedy Bird, oversized Tweedy Bird t-shirt.

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