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The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	Do you know the 69 joke? You know that joke about a guy goes to prostitute?
0:04.2	No, an old guy. I think I'm about to hear it.
0:06.2	Old guy, 80 years old, goes to prostitute and he says, so, okay, let's do this.
0:13.3	She says, you want to 69?
0:15.4	He goes, I don't know what that is.
0:16.7	I never heard of that before.
0:18.9	She goes, OK, and they get in the position,
0:21.2	and she farts in his face. And he goes goes I don't think I can take 68 more of
0:25.0	those. I can't take 68 more of those. I can't take 68 more of those!
0:31.3	Who could? could you?
0:32.8	You're riding down the Harland Highway.
0:36.8	All right, hold tight on the Harland Highway. Harland Williams. Holland,
0:45.0	Williams. So we're really doing this, huh?
0:48.0	I mean, this is for real, this is happening.
0:50.0	Oh, those are the Rubik's headphones. Yeah. If you figure them out within 10 minutes, you get to be on my podcast.
1:00.0	What's the order for? Retard.
1:04.0	And the L?
1:08.0	Well, I think you know.
1:11.0	We uphold and low?
1:12.0	No. I think you know. We uphold and low?
1:12.6	No.
1:17.0	No.
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