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Brooke and Jeffrey

Masked Speaker: The Labors of Lying

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Society & Culture, Relationships, Entertainment News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, News

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Today's Masked Speaker went with a creative excuse to get out of just one day at her stressful job... and somehow it turned into MONTHS of lying & deceiving her coworkers...

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

You don't know me.

0:02.0

A confession I can't take back.

0:05.0

I am.

0:07.0

The masked speaker.

0:11.0

The Texas 78592 says, my 15-year-old son recently decided he can now grow facial hair.

0:17.0

Oh, wait, he decided.

0:19.0

I don't have the heart to tell him his patchy little mustache makes him look like a

0:22.9

pervert.

0:23.6

Oh, no.

0:24.8

A lesson every man has to learn for himself.

0:28.6

Yeah.

0:29.5

I remember what I thought I had a beard.

0:31.5

It's true.

0:32.1

You need to let your children make their own mistakes in life so that we can have

0:36.4

content for this segment, the mass speaker.

0:39.0

We need mistake makers to come on and tell their secrets here, and we'll keep you anonymous for it,

0:44.3

like today's listener, who's chosen to go by the code name Lindsay today.

0:48.9

Lindsay, welcome to the show.

0:50.7

Hey, how are you?

0:52.1

Have you waxed your patchy mustache lately, Lindsay?

0:55.7

Oh, okay.

0:57.8

Apparently, you've made some mistakes in your life, which we love to hear, because the voice changer is on.

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