Matt McCusker's Wild Drug Dealing Stories | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	100%
0:01.2	Cheers
0:02.2	What's everybody?
0:06.3	This is AI Tom.
0:07.6	This episode was recorded before they identified the goofball who shot the United
0:11.3	Healthcare CEO.
0:12.7	Stay proud, stay black.
0:14.1	Bert is fat.
0:15.5	Welcome to another episode, Two Bears One Cave.
0:18.3	My regular co-host is actually speaking at a Nazi rally in
0:23.5	Ohio. And sitting in for him is the great Matt McCusker, everybody. Let him hear it.
0:31.5	Before I forget, you can get tickets to see Matt at Matt McCusker.com. He's on the road.
0:35.5	And of course, you can listen to Matt and Shane's
0:38.5	secret podcasts wherever podcasts are available. Never gets old saying that, does it. Right.
0:44.4	Wherever they're available. Wherever. Anywhere. So many places. Go to my computer and access
0:49.8	the files themselves. You can get the original MPp3s from that and you guys are huge
0:55.9	patreon guys too yeah big patreon guys so your business savvies i think so i think we're pretty
1:02.5	savvy i think you are too that's what i always tell myself man whenever i get too spun out about all
1:06.6	the like personality bullshit i always just say look, look, I'm a small business owner.
1:11.7	What do you want for me?
1:13.2	I'm just running a small business, dude.
1:15.3	I've told so many people that I think all of us, if you do stand up, whether you see
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