So today we have another wonderful opportunity to correct some very bad relationship advice from the internet.

This time it comes from a viral video with over 12 million views on Twitter and who knows how many on other platforms,

which features a young woman explaining the math behind what she has dubbed breakup ology.

Now, many comments, mostly from women, have hailed this as a brilliant analysis of relationship dynamics.

They say that there is a lot of wisdom and insight into, you know, in this video, a lot we can glean from it.

And they are, of course, wrong about that.

And I'll explain why.

But first, here's the video.

If you are a boy who has ever been dumped by your girlfriend for seemingly no apparent

reason and you're looking for answers, this is what happened.

Okay, this is you guys.

You guys are in a happy relationship.

And now all of a sudden you have one simple fixable

problem for this example we're going to use no good morning text and your girlfriend who loves you

she's really happy with you she comes to you and she tells you she's like hey do you think we could

start doing good morning text like it'd mean a lot to me if you text me good morning so you her loving

boyfriend agree to give her good morning texts.

But something happened and for whatever reason you stopped giving her good morning text.

So now we have a bigger problem.

She now thinks that you don't care enough about her to send her good morning texts, even though she asked.

But she's going to be like, you know what, this is still kind of a small problem. I'm just going to remind him. She reminds you. You're like, oh my gosh,

that's right. I did agree to that. Okay, I will text you good morning. Unfortunately, though,

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