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The Useless Hotline

Max and George talk criminal history, matching with family on Grindr and exposing yourself on Zoom

The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.8701 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



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Transcript

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