The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

And I'm Craig, I'll be your server this evening. Can I interest you guys in some Magnum shrimp on a

crispy toast? Actually, Craig, I was looking at the, do you do the Magnum shrimp on like a grill

or maybe like a ceviche? We don't, what is that? You're just using words that we never heard here

at the Applebees. You never heard the word grilled? You invented the grill. What was the other one?

Service here? So, ceviche? We're here at the Applebees for Father's Day waiting for Dad to show up.

And also celebrating Justin. This is Justin Happy Father's Day. Thanks guys. Wow, what a

lot of you. I'm a dad, you didn't even ask me, didn't even ask the old pal Craig about his children.

Craig, Craig, are you a dad? How many children do you have Craig?

19. 19 children. Yes. You get to have more? Human children? Six of those. Six of human children.

What are the other 13 babies? How many of the what's our what? How many are real-doll babies?

Of the human children are all of them. It's a complicated diagram. I hope you're not getting real-doll

baby. Okay, how many of your human children are real-doll babies? None. Pound puppies? Yes.

Oh, wait, hold on. So, of your human babies are pound puppies.

That's a difficult 13 pound puppies. Six real-doll human babies.

Is that none of your babies were real-doll?

Are they not real-dolls? They're CPR test dummies. What a kind of skill.

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