The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hi, I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy.

Now, baby brother, you're sitting next to me.

That's it. We're sitting next to each other. I'm looking at you. I feel you.

I'm looking at you. You drink this devastating cocktail. I watch you make in the kitchen for yourself.

Yeah.

It's the, just since the gross, that's the grossest thing I've maybe ever seen anybody put into it.

It's mainly milk and also coffee. The side of a great cocktail is it's mostly milk.

It's mostly milk and coffee and liquor. It's called, how's my bathroom today?

It's called, it's called minority bathroom report. It's called, I just downloaded that new

Jurassic World game on my iPhone. I really want to get deep.

Here comes a red ball from the pre-cogs. It says you're going to kill your bath.

You're in town for your high school reunion, Griffin, your 10-year reunion.

My 10th, yeah, my decade. So, the most important one is we all know.

Here is the question, I think, on everybody's mind.

Where are the people there at the reunion impressed enough

by the fact that you had a popular podcast?

Oh, man. Let me tell you.

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