MBMBaM 758: Ostrichhood

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

We’re diving into some deep scientific thoughts this week, asking and answering the really important questions. Like is a small wolf just a dog? How many pounds can an ostrich hold? How many Olympic swimmers can Justin name? And does pepperoni-flavored water make for a more luxurious pizza experience? Suggested talking points: Analog Fountains, Dire Wolves were Made to Taste Of Dire Wolves, Prince Muscleton, Professional In-The-Water People, Caviar Bumps National Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:06.0	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.7	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.6	What's up, you cool, baby?
0:20.1	One, two, three, four.
0:21.3	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:27.0	A small acquaintance has blossomed.
0:29.0	It's rapping into a precious friendship.
0:33.1	I could have never seen what was coming for me.
0:36.7	Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach
0:39.3	My life, it feels live
0:44.3	Life, ah, it's better, it's better with you
0:50.3	My life, ah, ah, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.1	This is true.
0:58.4	Ah, ah, it's better.
1:01.2	It's better.
1:01.8	It's better with two.
1:03.2	My life.
1:04.4	Ah, ah, ah, ah, it's better with you.
1:10.0	Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me
1:13.3	and a vice show for the Maginara.
1:15.6	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
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