Meanwhile | Finger Guns, Dolly's Joleans

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Meanwhile... The FDNY's sexy firefighter calendar is returning after a hiatus, metal braces are back in fashion, a man was arrested for allegedly robbing a store using his finger as a fake gun, Dolly Parton's denim line is the hottest new thing in fashion, a couple was busted for doing it in a Florida cemetery, and the longest cat tail in the world measures 18.5 inches. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the Late Show Potshow with Stephen Colbert.
0:09.0	Folks, if you watch this show, you know I spend most of my time right over there in the news kitchen, marinating the most topical Mediterranean story halibut in lemon juice and cumin before simmering it with slow-cooked onions, potatoes, caraway, and
0:22.4	Donia tomatoes, then serving it with fresh Hubez Madas bread to offer you the tangy and
0:29.6	satisfying Libyan haraimmy fish stew that is my monologue. But sometimes, sometimes, folks,
0:35.3	I am left in a dumpster in Alphabet City by the Punjabi Mafia because I blew a shipment of counterfeit cigarettes,
0:41.7	wherein I scrape the remnants of a fish taco into a near empty tuna can and top it off with hot mountain dew to chow down on the hobo bujubays of news that is my segment.
0:53.4	Meanwhile.
0:57.3	It's delicious, it's salty, it's soothing.
1:03.3	Meanwhile, in calendar news, the FDNY's steamy
1:08.0	steamy calendar of firefighters is making a comeback. Oh, hell yeah. That's just
1:13.8	how I like my public servants, sex A, which is why my favorite magazine has always been
1:19.3	Hot Comptroller. Meanwhile, over in coffee news, Starbucks new free refill perk has tripled
1:27.3	customer traffic in stores,
1:29.2	which is perfect for everyone thinking, this Starbucks is okay, I just wish there were three times
1:33.4	more people using that bathroom.
1:36.4	The free refill policy is part of several initiatives put in place by new CEO Brian Nicol,
1:42.4	who has been making quite a few changes
1:44.5	to the popular coffee chain
1:46.0	since he came aboard from Chipotle,
1:48.7	not least of which is the delicious new
1:50.6	Carney Asada steak latte.
1:53.2	I like mine.
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