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forward slash express. It's the late show, poncho with Stephen Colbert.

Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there,

sourcing the finest most topical 10-ounce marino news wool and charcoal gray with a subtle herring bone, and using the single garment method to build a hand-stitched understructure

cut to a three-button front to create the William Westman-cut ultimate bespoke suit that is my nightly monologue.

But sometimes, just sometimes, while high on scopolamine and benzodia, I crash a stolen cement mixer into an abandoned Forever 21, where a talking rat, which I am hallucinating, the talking not the rat, helps me

pair the tattered scraps of a ribbon

trim floral midi dress with

the rags of some stained contour

sculpt flare leggings so I can

sashay past the cops

wearing the tweaker tuxedo of news that is my segment.

Meanwhile.

This is it.

That is.

This shows me the way.

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