Meeting the Parents & My Digital Footprint

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

We finally have a new episode of 1-800-SLOOTS where I get to hear your beautiful voices! But first I am STUNNED to find a Daily Mail article written about my booty transformation from months ago in which they discuss my “soggy diaper butt” as if it’s a real illness. This made me take a trip down memory lane and reflect on my digital footprint… which is fitting because I just met my boyfriend’s family and was faced with the reality that they also have access to Google🫣 Enjoy hearing from your fellow Sloots and I’ll see you next week Xx Call in with your secrets and existential questions for the next installment of 1-800-SLOOTS! Leave your voicemail at (929) 565-4836 <3 Follow Sofia on: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sofiafranklyn TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@sofiafranklyn Twitter - https://twitter.com/sofiafranklyn Threads - https://www.threads.net/@sofiafranklyn To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://ww.audacvinc.com/privacy-policy To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's Sophia Franklin. You are listening to Sophia with an F, and the F is for phenomenal.
0:10.7	This podcast is rated F.
0:14.5	Hey, Sophia, I feel like I'm too old to start over. I'm 39. I failed my x-ray program and now I feel I have nothing left.
0:23.7	All I do is drink and plot revenge. I don't know where to go from here. That's fucking funny as
0:31.0	shit. Oh my God. I have been in those moods though where like I'm just at home drinking in despair and like plotting some
0:39.8	fake scenario revenge in my head and those moments I am not a happy camper like when I'm actively
0:46.4	plotting revenge is when I am in a dark space bitch 39 is not too old.
0:54.4	Like, in no way, shape, or form.
0:56.7	If you wrote in and you were like, I'm 89,
0:59.2	and if I hear someone with the number three in front of another number saying they feel too old,
1:07.6	I'm going to personally kick your ass.
1:18.1	Okay. old, I'm going to personally kick your ass. This is it.
1:19.1	Final.
1:20.5	Final.
1:21.5	Let's go.
1:22.5	Let's go.
1:23.5	Let's go!
1:24.5	Help!
1:26.1	I need power.
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