Men Who Lie About Their Height (w/ Lauren Lapkus)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

We're back - and now in video form! Comedian and actress Lauren Lapkus (Newcomers podcast) joins Nicole to discuss why men lie about their heights, motherhood, and her recent trip to Victoria's Secret. Plus, they play a special game of F*ck, Marry, Kill: Newcomers Movies Edition.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:05.4	Hi, hi, hi. Want to watch this episode? Check the link on the episode description to watch on YouTube. Why won't you date me?
0:24.2	Why won't you date me?
0:26.0	Why won't you date me?
0:28.0	Please tell me why.
0:42.5	Ooh, baby. Welcome to another episode of Why Why Want You Date Me with me, Nicole Byer. We're back at Headgum. Beep-b-da-bap-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ha. And this is a video episode. You can watch me now.
0:53.0	And, okay, I'm really excited.
0:55.7	Oh, wait, I didn't do my actual intro.
0:57.4	Welcome.
0:57.8	Okay, this is why won't you date me with Mina Cole Beyer.
1:00.6	It's a podcast where Mina Co. Beyer has been trying to figure out why I was so single,
1:04.5	even though you could come in my hand and tell me that it was a thimble of water.
1:14.4	My guest today!
1:18.2	I'm glad I didn't offer up a suggestion.
1:20.1	I liked that it was a thimble of water.
1:21.8	I would not have said that.
1:23.6	I don't think anybody would have.
1:25.3	I don't think anybody saw it coming.
1:27.3	My guess that you are hearing and seeing is a hilarious actress. I don't think anybody would have. I don't think anybody saw it coming.
1:36.4	My guess that you are hearing and seeing is a hilarious actress comedian, who you know from The Wrong Missy, where there is a scene where she falls off a cliff.
1:39.2	And it's really the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole life.
1:41.8	I laugh for like two minutes straight.
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