Messiest White Women w/ Matteo Lane

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by comedian Mateo Lane. The trio share their MESSy stories, from ripped pants and late-night nail salon visits to memorable first dates and unexpected encounters. Their topic of the week? Messy white women! And as always, the tree tackle your MESSages!

Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!

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0:00.0	Ooh
0:02.0	You're listening to Matt
0:05.0	And we are
0:06.3	We are on time for us
0:07.9	Yeah, only 15 minutes late
0:09.2	No, no, we were we were we
0:12.3	No, we're on time
0:15.0	Yeah
0:15.4	Yeah, oh we didn't get you in yet
0:18.8	But hold on
0:19.3	Hi, you look amazing, Marie.
0:22.9	You look fantastic.
0:24.2	Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
0:26.2	I literally ripped my pants up the butt.
0:28.8	When?
0:29.3	Every time I move my legs, I hear it rip a little bit more.
0:33.4	What do you mean?
0:34.4	So there was a little hole in my pants before I left my house?
0:37.1	No, no, no, no, sis.
0:38.2	We have to start from the top.
0:40.7	From the top, make it drop.
0:42.8	There's a rip in my pants.
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