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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2025
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired January 24, 2025: Natural selection. Dead giveaways of an only child. Everything you've ever wanted to know about timed dumps.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half-Hast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
| 0:04.8 | We all know January is one of the coldest months of the year, and not that cheery, fun kind of Christmas cold. |
| 0:10.0 | Nah, just the dark, dank January cold. |
| 0:12.8 | Standard heating and air condition is well aware of this, and that's why they're offering $40 off a furnace tune-up to keep you warm during the Minnesota cold. |
| 0:19.7 | The last thing you want is be huddled around an iffy space heater you bought from some shady |
| 0:23.4 | targeted ad. |
| 0:24.3 | Oh, and how about this? |
| 0:25.3 | Standard heating and air condition has now been helping Minnesotans for over 95 years. |
| 0:29.3 | So book your appointment now at standardheating.com. |
| 0:32.1 | That's standard heating.com. |
| 0:33.5 | The 93x morning show. |
| 0:37.1 | Ninety-three air. |
| 0:43.8 | Well, like I say, every Friday morning, damn near every Friday morning. |
| 0:53.1 | Let's get this nightmare over with so I can get on |
| 0:56.5 | with my meaningless life while I still can. Welcome to the show, the 93X-Hafass morning show. |
| 1:03.4 | Welcome, I said. I'm here for you. I'm going to do my best to get you out of here. |
| 1:06.7 | We love you, very much. We'll get through this together, you and I. You're looking good this morning, Josh. |
| 1:11.9 | I don't feel any different than any other day. |
| 1:14.1 | Let me ask you something, and I appreciate the support. |
| 1:16.4 | I appreciate what you said about helping me get through the day. |
| 1:19.2 | But I got a question for you because you know things. |
| 1:21.6 | Is this the weekend where they're recognizing the 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live? |
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