This is exactly right.

Hi, I'm Bridger Wyniger, and each week I invite my favorite people from comedy to join me on my podcast.

I said no gifts. It's not just the title of the show, it's also my only request.

And yet every guest disobeys. Listen as unwanted presents, offerings, and

trinkets are laid at my feet, and the conversation

turns to whatever bizarre

item is forced on me.

Tension runs high, but I am a professional

and I keep things civil despite having

every reason to rip my

guests to shreds.

Listen to I Said No Gifts, wherever you get your podcasts.

New episodes every Thursday.

Hello. Hello and welcome to my favorite murder, the minisone, where we read you your stories.

Did you hear that intro?

Smooth as fucking butter.

Never in nine years have we had an intro where we knew our lines like that one. Smooth as silk and butter. Never in nine years. Have we had an intro where we knew our lines like that one.

Smooth as silk and butter.

Silky butter.

Silky butter is probably my favorite outfit in the summertime.

Oh, yeah.

And just smear it all over.

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