This is exactly right.

Hello and welcome to my favorite murder.

The Minnie Sode.

It's Minnie.

We email.

Nope.

We email?

You email.

We email.

We read them.

Hey, and guess what?

It's almost April Fool's Day.

Yeah.

Do you have a prank story to kick us off with?

Yeah, I'll kick us off with a prank story. Okay. This is called Prank on Very, very right. Dear Karen, Georgia, still Stephen, even though I know you aren't involved right now, and all the other fantastic folks involved in the show. Still Steven. Still Steven. That's very sweet. After all these years.

You asked for stories about pranks and I immediately put down my quilting to type this up as otherwise I would have forgot.

Finally, I thought, it's my time to shine. April Fool's Day is one of my favorite holidays. It was the only day we were allowed to play practical jokes in my household and this was a big deal.

There were the classics. My mom taping the lid of the toilet down, so my sleepy brother would

slap himself trying to open it. My brother dying his water red, so my mom would think he was

drinking blood. It says, not a great prank, but he was five. And my dad waking my brother and

I up for school, getting us all ready, and to the bus stop, then informing us it was Saturday.

Oh.

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