4.8 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2021
⏱️ 48 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Fauci and Obama make an appearance and Dana talks about Prince Harry and the Royal Family. Special guest Comedian Mark Pitta and Larry Bubbles Brown with "The Joke of the Week."
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | My response to that |
0:03.1 | So as Tony Fauci would say if anybody has a problem with the casting of the podcast |
0:09.8 | From the bottom of my stethoscope when I used to be a doctor at med school go |
0:17.3 | fuck |
0:19.5 | Everybody yourself |
0:22.8 | Don't fuck anybody else fuck yourself on Tony Fauci and remember don't get too happy with the vaccines |
0:29.4 | There's a lot of strains out there keep your masks on because I'll be honest with you |
0:34.1 | I'm a fucking star and if this thing is truly over I'm gonna go back to my little desk in my three-by-four office |
0:41.4 | Where you have a little bow tie. I don't talk to no one. I check my Instagram. I get dick. All right |
0:47.1 | So go fuck yourself and remember stay cautious and let me at least be on CNN for another two months |
0:53.8 | I'm 80, but my wife and I get frisky on a regular occasion because she's fucking not a |
1:02.0 | epidemiologist. She's fucking a star |
1:09.0 | Michelle I will be there in a minute no no miss shell no |
1:15.9 | I love her so much, but we've been in each other's face for about a year |
1:19.4 | Thanks to Fauci is gonna go on a lot longer |
1:21.4 | Still wear a mask day, and I've been vaccinated three times still says stay inside. I say Tony come on |
1:29.1 | Now I got some ideas for you |
1:32.1 | You guys have heard these jokes though |
1:34.9 | They were cut from the last episode here we go Dana. Here's I got an idea for a show |
1:39.9 | But guys in a bar everyone knows your name. It's called here's to you. I think that's cheers. Oh, fuck me Michelle |
1:46.3 | What do you got? No, that's been done before no didn't like it |
1:51.1 | How about this one the superheroes guy named steel man big orange huge green guy big old huge green guy. It's called the |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in -1490 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dana Carvey, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Dana Carvey and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.