Michelle Starts Adulting!

Late Night Whenever

WNYC Studios

Michelle, Comedy, Whenever, Dope, Buteau, Society & Culture, Talk, Show, Late, Comedy Interviews, Night, Queens

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

We know you missed Michelle - and now she’s back with a new podcast called Adulting! Did you ever think that being a grown-up would be so hard? Neither did Michelle. So she’s teamed with fellow grown-up and comedian Jordan Carlos to figure out the art of adulting. In this inaugural episode, Michelle and Jordan plan Naomi Ekperigin’s entire wedding in under a minute, Wyatt Cenac does his best muppet impression, and Phoebe Robinson shares some bathroom etiquette tips (which involve an open flame). Plus, some advice on what to do if you’re catching feelings for your dealer.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody it's Michelle Bhutto I know you've missed me in your feet
0:05.6	honey I missed you too but guess what it's an early birthday foot at ass because I got a new
0:10.1	show for you and it's called adulting with my partner in crime Jordan Carlos.
0:14.5	It's all about the art of adulting because guess what? Being a grown-up is
0:22.4	hard. There's taxes, relationships with the capital
0:25.9	are, raising kids, raising friends I feel like kids, raising your partners that also feel like
0:31.7	a kid, and figuring out how to break up with a friend.
0:34.4	How do you break up with a friend? You can't just unfollow a bitch. They still show up. They still appear. They still know you.
0:44.6	Jordan and I talk it out with some of the funniest most creative adults around. People like Jim Gaffigan, Wyatt Sinac, Daniel Brooks, Phoebe Robinson,
0:51.2	and guess what y'all, it's all recorded in front of a live audience
0:54.5	so you gonna get that live audience feel and you're gonna hear a great conversation it's
0:57.9	gonna be so good I'm so excited to be back in the podcast saddle so let's grow the fuck up together okay here's our very first episode
1:06.7	Listen and enjoy the ride I know you will are you still wearing condoms? You know you should. Hey everyone. I'm Michelle Bito and I'm Jordan Carlos and we're super
1:28.0	excited to welcome you to adulting from WNYC studios the podcast where we learned how to be adults, together.
1:34.7	Jordan and I have been friends for a long time and we've been through a lot.
1:38.3	I mean, we own property, we have kids, we have nappy hair, We have to get it done.
1:44.0	We recorded this show at Union Hall in Brooklyn and it was so much fun.
1:49.0	Naomi Perrigan was there.
1:51.0	Oh my God, I love her so much.
1:52.0	She has bangs and brown titties and full of stories.
1:54.4	Uh, your words. Why at Senac?
1:57.1	Oh my God, also brown titties, great beard, am I right?
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