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Hello and from me, Graham Norton.

Welcome to my latest podcast, inspired yet again by my Saturday morning adventures on BBC Radio

to coming up in this edition.

I chat to simply red frontman Mick Hucknell.

I have an actor with a writer, a broadcaster and poet Pam Ayers, and I meet the cartoonist Gerald Scarf. And there's also Grill Graham. Today's can be summed up with the words, she won't stop it. And long distance woes. Enjoy!

Graham Norton! Look who's here. It's Maria McGurlin. Good morning, Graham. How are you? I'm ever so well. Thank you very much.

I've got my jeans on that means summer's over. But you're in them.

Yes, that is true. Yeah. What do you mean sizewise? You're calling me fat.

Well, no, after the summer, when you get back to your old wardrobe, you're thinking, oh, I wonder who I am now.

I wonder how my summer was. Oh, I see. I was thinking you're in quite tight jeans today,

and so you haven't chubbed up over the summer. Do we chub up over the summer?

Are you saying they're tight because I chubbed up over the summer? I don't know.

Yeah. Well, I think these were always strange.

These are inappropriate.

No, I like them is what I'm saying.

Oh, no, so I think they're inappropriate for some of my age.

For someone of your age, no, that's interesting.

These are a skinny gene that a young man should be wearing.

But they don't sell appropriate jeans for some of my age.

What are appropriate jeans for someone your age. Cordyroid trousers. No, stop it. Don't listen to the appropriate thing.

Wear what you like.

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