In our opinion, one of the biggest freaks in Washington is the Speaker of the House,

Mike Johnson. He is freakier than Nancy Mace, Marjorie Taylor Green, and all of the other

Trump sycophants combined. And there is a rumor, and I just want to state that there is a

rumor, but I think we

have to address it on TikTok right now that Moses Mike Johnson is dipping his toes in Grindr.

Kylie put up the first slide. So apparently he is messaging with somebody who's in Washington,

D.C. He says, what luxurious hair you have. And the

person on Grindr says, thank you. I would return the favor in giving you a compliment, but I don't

know what you look like. And then allegedly, allegedly, Moses, Mike Johnson says, are you in town

for a couple of days visiting D.C.? And the, Mike Johnson says, are you in town for a couple of days visiting DC?

And the grinder person says, yes, I am. Are you offering me a tour?

And allegedly, remember you guys, this is all rumor.

I can give you one. I have a few contacts. We can go to the Dabney for dinner and then back to my place and I can blow

your brains out while pulling on that luxurious hair. Now again, I just want to say this is a

rumor on TikTok, but I feel like it needs to be addressed. And then the guy on Grindr says,

oh, straightforward, I see L.O.L. Especially for a man who won't show his face. And then the guy on Grindr says, oh, straightforward, I see LOL, especially for a man who won't show his face.

And then this man says, very discreet here, married with a few kids, not trying to mess up my situation.

Go to the next slide.

And then it says, what time should I pick you up from your hotel?

And it is a picture of none other than Moses,

Mike Johnson.

Now I want to say I don't know if this is true or not, but I do want to say that I think

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