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My Momma Told Me

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2023

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Langston and David answer an email about urine being helpful when it comes to growing facial hair.

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0:00.0	From the studio who brought you the number one podcast, The Piked in Massacre.
0:05.0	Breaking news out of Moscow, Idaho.
0:09.0	It was an unimaginable crime.
0:12.0	The bodies of three women and one man, all 21 or under, were found together.
0:16.0	The victims were attacked with a large knife.
0:19.0	It's a crime scene investigators nightmare.
0:22.0	Listen to the Idaho Massacre on the I Heart Radio app.
0:25.0	Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get, your podcasts.
0:30.0	A new podcast from the creators of Up and Vanished.
0:35.0	Louisville Police are searching for a missing 24-year-old woman.
0:40.0	When I read about Alana Chen's disappearance, I couldn't look away.
0:44.0	A shy girl from Boulder, who wanted to be a nun since she was a teenager.
0:49.0	So Alana was like sneaking out to go to church.
0:52.0	But she kept a secret, one that was slowly tearing her apart.
0:56.0	I didn't know she was attracted to girls.
0:58.0	Nope, she didn't tell me.
0:59.0	Yes, some other says her daughter first opened up to a priest at her church
1:03.0	when she was just 14 years old.
1:05.0	However, the church denies any conversions therapy was done.
1:08.0	She didn't tell me.
1:09.0	She told me.
1:10.0	I have.
	...

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