It's Sophia Franklin and you're listening to Sophia with an F, but I think I'm in the mood for a quickie.

What do you think? think. I am telling you within 30 seconds, these two dudes both gorgeous, one of them from Australia one of them from LA sit down

next to us actually was from London it doesn't really matter but like kind of matters like I don't know.

I'd rather fuck a guy from London than Australia. Hi Sloots, hi everybody. Welcome to Mini Monday. I have a little mini episode in store for you. I am a tad trepidacious jumping

into this episode because I feel like I'm doing it in front of an audience, which is ironic because

I am recording for all of you guys, but I also just don't trust the bitches in the hallway and if you're

listening bitches in the hallway well I hope you enjoy the fucking show and

please subscribe.

I feel like I'm living in a college dorm.

There is just in and out traffic constantly.

I don't know if 12 people live in the apartment right

across for me but the door is opening and shutting do think that we should get into this many because it is a sloot university.

How fucking ironic that I was just talking about my building,

feeling like a college dorm and this week it's a sluet university.

You can't make this shit up.

This sluet university, it's going to be a little bit different. I'm not talking dating, I'm not talking

bettering yourself in the sense of like your mental. I am talking about your

wardrobe and your clothing and your style and what it says about you.

Most importantly, I'm talking about how if you dress down and wear sweats to the bar, you are more likely to have a

dude hit on you.

And let that sink in.

This concept isn't new at all.

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