It's Sophia Franklin and you are listening to Sophia with an F, but I think I'm in the mood for a quickie.

What do you think? I told you I would never ever ever ever ever be the bitch that lies about

getting shit done to my face or my body or what have you.

Ever.

Hi, it's Minnie Monday, it's Sophia with enough, and I just hope you guys are listening to this first

thing in the morning on your way to work. I don't know, when I used to work at Morgan Stanley and wanted to blow my brains out

Podcasts in the morning on my way to work while I was taking the subway were like a lifeline.

So I just want to give you like a little update story time.

Let's see, where do we begin?

Let's start with like a little weekend recap. Most of my weekends look the same. I usually

spend Friday working pretty late and then what happens is the resurrection of Christ and I don't want to

compare myself to Jesus Christ I'll let other people do that.

I go into a coma and I don't really fully wake up from it until Monday morning.

It's like a bear in hibernation.

And I understand this is the hottest.

I'm gonna look, you know, like I probably have a few good years left.

And I'm young and I should be meeting my husband and I should be living it up on the weekends.

The thing is, I kind of have an excuse.

One being, I live it up during the week.

The reason why I die over the weekend is I think there's a few factors. My

sleep schedule is fucked so I will try to make up for it during the weekend.

And making up for just one night of really catch

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