MINISODE: Aestaology (SUMMER) should be a word

Ologies with Alie Ward

Alie Ward

Comedy, Science, Society & Culture

4.9 • 23.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2018

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Melons. Fire. Waterfights. It's finally summer and Alie's into it. So with this solo mini-ep, learn about a few ologies that are not real but should be such as aestaology (summer) & hydropolemology (waterfights). Also discussed: a few ologies that are in fact real, like cucurbitology (melons), pyrotechnology (humans chillin' and grillin' around a fire) and lampyridology (fireflies.) Just a little buffet o' facts to get you excited about summer. OlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes! AND ALSO SWIMSUITS. Follow @Ologies on Twitter or Instagram Follow @AlieWard on Twitter or Instagram More links at www.alieward.com Support the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

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0:00.0	Hey, it's your old wizard leathery lifeguard alleyward dozing under an umbrella while I should
0:08.3	be making sure you're not drowning.
0:10.1	And I'm here for a little slice of a mini-sode for your allergies appetite this week.
0:15.7	Why ward?
0:16.7	Why?
0:17.7	Well, this is a shorty around the longest day of the year for a few reasons.
0:21.7	Number one, I'm working on a two-part Mars episode for next week that's just gonna
0:26.6	blow your rock up boosters right off.
0:29.0	And number two, this is a little crazy and exciting, but I'm shooting a brand new science
0:33.8	show for a very cool network.
0:35.8	And I'm shooting like 16 hour days.
0:38.1	Like I wake up at 5am, rush to set, get home at 8pm, rush to bed.
0:42.5	I have been wearing mismatched socks for two weeks, just plucked from my clean lonely socks
0:48.2	bag.
0:49.2	And I'm pretty much like snorting way protein instead of having dinner because there's
0:53.3	just not time.
0:54.5	So I'm putting this together to give myself a little bit more time to work on next week's
0:57.9	episode because it's gonna be so good.
1:00.0	And also because y'all, I love summer.
1:03.4	I love it so much.
1:04.9	We just had the longest day of the year.
1:07.1	It's officially summer.
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