Miss Cryptid 2018 Week 1

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David Flora

Science, Social Sciences, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 13 May 2018

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Loveland Frog, Jenny Greenteeth, Mngwa (art by Jordan K Morris @jordan_k_morris on instagram) Pop the champagne and watch for blood stains, it's time for the 2018 Miss Cryptid Contest! The 6th annual Miss Cryptid Contest kicks off ferociously with OH's own Loveland Frog, Lancashire's infamous Jenny Greenteeth, and the Mngwa from Tanzania. It's a veritable blood bath for who will emerge victorious from week 1 and move on to the finals! Make sure to pack the waterproof boots and pith helmet for this trip round the world. And make sure to cast your vote on the home page and enter to win a prize pack and replica Golden Goatman trophy! Special thanks to Jordan K Morris for the amazing art for this year's contest! Follow on Instagram @jordan_K_morris Music Danse Macabre, Graveyard Shift, Infados, Zombie Chase - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Sources

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0:00.0	Hello ladies and gentlemen. I welcome each and every one of you to this the first week of the 2018 Ms.
0:11.2	Ms. Krip- of the 2018
0:12.0	2018 Mescriptin
0:21.0	Contest contest
0:22.0	contest a Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
0:35.0	yeah, oh, oh, oh,
0:39.4	oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tonight, three magnificently wretched creatures will parade in front of you in hopes of catching your
0:56.7	eye, your interest, and your entrails.
1:01.6	And it's you, listener and judge, who will decide which of these gorgeous monstrosities
1:09.0	earns the chance to move on to the finals and a shot at a genuine Golden Goteman Trophy
1:18.0	and the title of Miss Crypt, 2018 Champion.
1:25.0	The Miss Criped Contest was started in May of 2013
1:32.0	to give Cripedids of lesser fame and searchable information.
1:37.0	A chance to shine when they never would have gotten a full episode on their own.
1:42.1	Since then, we've shared some incredible sights, sounds, and
1:46.9	saliva. I meant saliva that drips off fangs that we've seen a lot of it sounded like you and I have just made out a lot it that's my apologies
1:59.4	or not
2:00.9	Sorry sorry no
2:11.3	countless or not? Sorry, no, that's... Countless memories have been made, and no doubt countless more are yet to come. Who will join the fine tradition of past champions and have their name added to the illustrious list, which includes such luminaries as
2:22.0	Bat Squad, Chef the talking Mongues,
2:25.0	the Beast of Jevudan, the Pukwaji,
2:28.0	Hoover the talking seal.
	...

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