Miss Cryptid 2018 Week 3

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David Flora

Science, Social Sciences, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 27 May 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Altamaha-ha, Soucouyant, Dropbear (art by Jordan K. Morris @jordan_K_morris on Instagram) And just like that, the final week of the 2018 Miss Cryptid Contest is upon us! Georgia's river monster, the Altamaha-ha, the Caribbean's fire hag the Soucouyant, and Australia's treetop assassin the Dropbear are the last 3 contestants to grace the 2018 Miss Cryptid Contest stage. These lethal lasses saved some pretty powerful performances for the end. Land, air and water are all covered, meaning there's nowhere to hide from these terrors this week. Who will you choose to come out on top and move on to the finals for a chance at the coveted Golden Goatman Trophy? Make sure to head over to blurryphotos.org and cast your vote today! You can also enter for a chance to win a prize pack of your own. Flora also announces the winner of Week 2 in this episode. Special thanks to Alyssa, Sammy, and Graham from 'Straya for their help with this one! Music Danse Macabre, At the Shore, Beach Party, Mists on the Moor, Chee Zee Jungle, Come Play With Me, Echoes of Time v2, Guts and Bourbon, March of the Spoons - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Sources

Cox, Dale. “Altamaha-ha - Sea Monster of the Georgia Coast.” ExploreSouthernHistory.com. Web. http://www.exploresouthernhistory.com/altamahaha.html
Miles, Jim. “Weird Georgia.” Sterling Publishing. Apr. 24, 2006. Pg. 77.
Gibbens, Sarah. “Mysterious Sea Creature Washes Ashore, Stumps Scientists.” National Geographic. Mar. 21, 2018. Web.
Anatol, Giselle. “Vampires from the Caribbean: the Soucouyant.” Gothic Imagination. Dec. 4, 2009. Web. http://www.gothic.stir.ac.uk/guestblog/vampires-from-the-caribbean-the-soucouyant/
Anon. “The Mayor Soucouyant.” Triniview.com. Web. http://www.triniview.com/TnT/Soucouyant.htm
Switek, Brian. “Giant Flesh-Eating Koala of Legend was Real.” National Geographic. Mar. 9, 2016. Web. http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2016/03/09/australias-real-drop-bear/
Middleton, Amy. “Drop Bears Target Tourists, Study Says.” Australian Geographic. Apr. 1, 2013. Web (joke). http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2013/04/drop-bears-target-tourists,-study-says/
Australian Museum Entry on Drop Bears: https://australianmuseum.net.au/drop-bear

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0:27.0	Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
0:33.0	You are most welcome to this, the final week of the 2018
0:40.0	Mescriptive
0:47.0	CAR. Miss Crypticantile Contest. Oh, yeah,
0:48.0	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah It is with excitement and sadness that I bring you the third and ultimate week of
1:17.6	competition for this year's Fandango of Freaks. But we shan't cry because it's over. And we shouldn't smile because it happened, because bearing your teeth could agitate many of our contestants. So let us close our eyes and nod our heads in
1:36.8	remembrance of a well-fought competition for your adoration.
1:43.4	But before we get too sentimental, we do have three more gory just participants to hear from.
1:52.0	We'll also learn who emerged victorious from the second week of
1:56.4	competition. Tonight the competition is as hot and sticky as it can get, with three slaties from some highly humid habitats.
2:09.0	Come on, let's sweat, baby, let the cryptids take control. Let the rhythm move you. Sweat. Sweat.
2:18.2	From Southeast Georgia we have the Altamaha, from the Caribbean, the Sukuyan, and from Australia,
2:29.7	the Drop Bear.
2:31.8	Three final fiends for this feral frockus. As we close out the 2018 Miss
2:40.4	Cripted Contest
2:50.0	Hey everyone. Welcome to the final week of Blurry Photos's sixth annual misscripted contest.
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