Of all the gin joints and all the towns and all the world, she walks into mine.

Impressive. You most impressive.

You know, it's impressive.

See, you people wouldn't believe.

You would believe.

You want to talk to God.

Let's go see him together. Hello! Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol. I am here to tell the story. And I am here for the food. My name is Charles Dickens. And my name is Rizzo the Rat. Hey, wait a second. You're not Charles Dickens. I am too. No, a blue furry Charles Dickens and my name is Rizzo the rat hey wait a second you're not Charles Dickens I am too no a blue

furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat absolutely Charles Dickens was a 19th century

novelist a genius oh you were too kind why should I believe you well because I know the story of a

Christmas carol like the back of my hand.

Prove it.

All right.

There's a little mole on my thumb and a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my waist.

No, no, no, no. Don't tell us your hand. Tell us the story.

Oh, oh, thank you, yes.

That is Rizzo, the rat with Charles Dickens, or is it gone so? It is, of course, the Muppets

Christmas movie, one of the greatest children's movies, and perhaps the greatest

interpretation of the Charles Dickens classic. A movie, we probably won't be reviewing,

for reasons I will not get into into except that this is the last time

I get to do this with my body so we may have to open the aperture and just do a review of the

what is it Eric 75 prior episodes of making movies great again that is indeed true this will be episode

number 76 just like the year 1776.

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