Moist Moody Ostriches

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Luke reimagines Glastonbury, wondering why they’ve never done a live show there—until the conversation spirals into a full-blown business plan for a festival burger van. Speaking of food, Pete shares the tale of a very moist ostrich fillet he unearthed from the depths of his fridge, before revealing his wild lunch—trust us, you’ll never guess what he ate!

Plus, of course, the lads can’t resist taking a swing at yet more Trump absurdity...

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0:00.0	As you're listening to me, Daisy, Apple's iPhone disassembly robot, is dismantling an iPhone into lots of recyclable parts.
0:08.8	That's how Apple recovers more materials than conventional recycling methods.
0:13.2	Thanks, Daisy. There look of Pete Shore.
0:29.7	And I'm just doing a little humorous review of Stubbington Study Centre, a place that we've talked about so many times on the Look pitch. Sure, look you remember, how the devil are you, my friend?
0:40.0	I'm good, thank you very much.
0:41.2	And a centre that may no longer be long for this world, sadly, as we talked about before.
0:49.0	So who wants to live in a world where the Stubminton Study Centre is no longer going to be around?
0:55.3	Certainly not me.
0:56.2	No.
0:56.6	So I've taken the news very badly.
0:58.7	I think it's a possible chance now that it could well be another, yet another victim of the Donald Trump tariffs.
1:06.7	No, I think so.
1:07.3	Yeah, I think that's the main.
1:08.6	That is the major.
1:09.8	He's sort of known as, you know, he talks such a good game about being tough on China and places like that.
1:18.2	And then when it comes to leveraging a 50% tariff on Stubington Study Center, people are going to call you a bully.
1:27.7	People are going to say that you say that you're this China hog.
1:30.6	You say you're going to talk tough on imports from China.
1:34.0	But when you actually get in, you give them 10% and you give the full, both barrels to a study centre in Fairham.
1:41.8	It really is a real shame.
1:44.2	Sorry, just to pick you on a couple of things there.
1:46.8	Stowardt is kind of a part of Fairham,
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