Bodybacks with Joseph Scott Moore.

I don't know if it's the way my hands are engineered or whatever the case might be.

Maybe some of you guys have the same problem.

And it's not something that has corrected itself. Even when my kids were little,

and I started trying to figure out how to use a car seat with them, it always end in frustration.

And you want to be safe with your children. You know, I remember when my first child came home from the hospital,

I was terrified I was going to break something.

And so that kind of continues on for a while, you know,

and when you put them in that car seat and you're conveying them home,

first off, it's the most precious thing in the world, but you're always concerned about safety.

And that continues on for me today.

You know, I talk about my grandbabies, whom I love dearly.

I'd rather spend time with them than most of the adults that I encounter in this world.

It's certainly more edifying.

And Harper, my youngest, still requires a car seat.

And I don't know if it's that she can't buckle it herself or if she wants me to do it for her.

Because she'll always say, Papa, I can't get this buckled.

So, of course, I have to, you know, she's done it before, but I have to go back and check.

I get out of the car.

And then she smiles at me as I'm buckling this thing up.

And, of course, I can't resist kissing around the forehead when I do it.

But think about the reptilian-like nature that one must possess to abandon your precious little angel

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