MON PT 2: 911 dispatcher orders breakfast and the airport body scanners turn people gay

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Man calls 911 to hear the dispatcher ordering breakfast. People blame D.E.I. for the deadly helicopter crash. Suspect arrested after admitting to burning down Governor Josh Shapiro's mansion. A Christian podcaster makes claims that the airport body scanner turns people gay. Competitor podcaster outs a man who is running for city council who was scammed by a prisoner.

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0:00.0	Yeah, make that money.
0:02.9	Rover's Morning Glory.
0:20.7	Shizzy is coming up in just a moment.
0:23.1	What do you have on the way, do yousie?
0:24.5	A teenager had an elaborate plan to assassinate the president of the United States.
0:30.1	I'll explain what he did in order to try to get this done.
0:35.0	All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
0:41.3	Yeah. to get this done. All right, we'll get to that in just a moment. Brad says, why didn't Jeffrey go to the Park Street Pizza and Cantonance half the distance?
0:46.3	Well, they only have takeout there, I believe is the reason, and they wanted to sit down and have a nice meal.
0:53.3	Popcorn chicken says, Rover, you're going to have to buy Charlie some orthodox they wanted to sit down and have a nice, a nice meal.
0:55.4	Popcorn chicken says,
0:59.5	Rover, you're going to have to buy Charlie some orthopedic walking shoes.
1:00.8	He's getting so old.
1:01.8	Oh, man.
1:02.5	Jeez.
1:06.1	It was 10 hours or 12 hours of drinking.
1:11.9	We got started at 8, 8.30, and I was back in the hotel room 9.30.
1:15.4	So it was a long day of just bourbon drinking.
1:33.0	Rebecca says, funny story 20 years ago, a few of my, wait, 20 years ago, a few of some girls I just met wanted to go to Columbus to the Cheesecake Factory.
1:37.8	I like cheesecake all right, but I didn't want to walk through a factory with some girls I really didn't know.
1:41.1	Is that a joke?
1:46.7	It didn't seem fun to me until they all came back and said that no, cheesecake factory is a restaurant.
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