Welcome to Monday morning murder in the news with Alyssa Carol.

Hello again, guys. Welcome to Monday morning murder in the news. I hope everyone had a good weekend.

All quiet on the home front here, I assure you loves. Um, there's not much anything, I guess,

really to update you guys on.

So we'll just go ahead and get into it.

I'll start off with the normal disclaimers, which are all of these articles are listener submitted.

I have read the title, but I have not read past that.

So that means that we are reacting together.

You guys seem to really enjoy this formula.

So this is what we're doing.

But this also means that I didn't have time to prepare or figure out how to pronounce things.

I'm going to mispronounce things.

I'm going to stumble and I'm not going to edit every bit of it out because this is just us hanging out.

This is just us chilling.

Talking about messed up crap in the news because at least it's not politics, right?

Okay, so let's get into it.

Already, so our first article comes from the BBC.com filth.

And the title reads, dr drunken Zambian Zambian policemen freed 13 suspects to celebrate new year. So a drunken police officer in Zambia

freed 13 suspects from custody so that they could go

and celebrate the new year, officials say. Well, Detective Inspector Titus Fierry was arrested

after releasing the suspects from Leonard Chilo Police Station in the capital, Lusaka, before running away himself.

The 13 detainees were accused of crimes such as assault, robbery, and burglary.

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